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If you love something, set it free

December 20, 2007

Beth and I are in London this week wearing the same clothes as when we departed on Saturday since British Airways lost all three of our bags. We smell sooo Euro…

I realize that shit happens, particularly when you manage a business at scale. BA seems particularly bad and my story is hardly the first or worst. The problem for me is when the remedy is half-hearted and clumsy. Here is a quick summary of my calls with them:

  1. Sun # 1: “The bags are on a flight arriving at 8 am. Check back later”
  2. Sun # 2: “We aren’t sure where the bags are”
  3. Mon #1: “Two of the bags are in and will be out for delivery. No info on the third…”
  4. Mon #2: “I don’t know why the courier has had the bags for 18 hours without delivering them”
  5. Tue #1: See “Sun #2″
  6. Tue #2: “Call the courier, Express Baggage…here is their number” (it turns out is was only voice response)
  7. Wed #1: “The courier has all three bags but doesn’t know where your hotel is. If you tell me, I’ll tell them, and you’ll get them by 10:30 PM”.

That last one is pretty rich. We are staying at the relatively famous May Fair Hotel in the Mayfair neighborhood. When I completed the report, I indicated we are at the “May Fair Hotel, London”. Googling that gets you a map and the first two links are to the hotel’s site. When asked why they didn’t look it up or call, the guy offered only… “uh, well, the bags will be there by 10:30″

Well…it is Thursday and I am sitting here in the hotel robe debating whether I’ll wear it to breakfast at the neighborhood Starbucks. It is about 38F and windy but the plan sounds (certainly smells) better than putting on the threads I have been wearing since Saturday.

The race is on to see whether we will get our bags before we depart this weekend!

Unfortunately We’ll Always Have Paris

October 30, 2007
It turns out that Paris Hilton found out about the Fab 5 living in cryogenic bliss in Reno, NV and wants to get some of that for herself. It was one thing to contemplate future generations tripping across an intact copy of One Night In Paris Hilton but this is an entirely different kettle of fish. Oy vey.

Do you think she is calling to reserve the shelf next to Ted Williams’ head?

Paris Hilton

Huh?

October 28, 2007

Did you understand that last post from Beth? Yeah, I thought so – neither did I.

Beth’s quarterly check-up went very well – everything seems to be in order. She’ll see Dr Everett again in January.

WTF

August 14, 2007

One of the great things about the free hosted WordPress application is that one can see incoming search terms. YouTumor gets a fair bit of traffic from people seemingly stalking our friends (really) and people looking for information on “face cancer” and”knee cancer”. “Pizza face” is also huge.

For the poor soul who is stricken with knee and face cancer while simultaneously battling acne…our friend really doesn’t want to go on a date with you.

LOLBeth

August 4, 2007

Beth continues her comeback from cancer treatment. This week she is playing in the Washington State Open tennis tournament at the posh Seattle Tennis Club. Today Beth and Laura are playing in the Women’s Doubles semi-final against Lisa Moldrem, a pro from our club.

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About the text: The spelling and grammatical trainwreck shown above is “lolcat” style borrowed from improbable Web-sensation “I Can Has Cheezburger?“. This site with its trademark misspellings was recently featured in the NYTimes, Seattle P-I, Time Magazine, and in Beth’s web browser history list. Really. Don’t ask…it doesn’t really make sense.


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