| It turns out that Paris Hilton found out about the Fab 5 living in cryogenic bliss in Reno, NV and wants to get some of that for herself. It was one thing to contemplate future generations tripping across an intact copy of One Night In Paris Hilton but this is an entirely different kettle of fish. Oy vey.
Do you think she is calling to reserve the shelf next to Ted Williams’ head? |
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