Surgery number 3 in 4 months went well. I am going to have to give up my aspiring Hawaiian Tropic bikini modeling as I do not see any way they can airbrush 8 scars from my abdomen. Maybe with Photoshop I have a chance…
My surgery yielded 6 mature eggs. I am not sure how many they removed to get down to 6, but I will find out the details later. Dr. Letterie also said that my ovaries are in a really good place, and hopefully will be out of the radiation field. We will also find out how many of the six eggs fertilized well enough to be frozen by Monday.
Speaking of fertilization; Scott got to experience another room-of-romantic-explosion and the College Girls of Playboy! If a baby comes from all of this, it’ll make for an interesting story for the child…”You see, honey, your father was fantasizing about another woman in another room while mommy was having her insides aspirated. Then we flew you to another woman’s tummy where you grew for 9 months, we went on an extended vacation and then picked you up from the woman’s tummy after writing her a large check.” All in the name of selfish preservation of DNA.
April 29, 2007 at 7:24 am |
No link to “the College Girls of Playboy”?
You’re not starting to slip with your blogging duties are you?
April 29, 2007 at 7:55 pm |
We will have to trade stories for sure. I am trying to figure out our conception story for Nathan and Lila as well: “Well, Momma went to the repro clinic and picked up Donor #459285#$7, who was placed gently into a coffee cup. Momma then walked through Swedish Hospital as though carrying a latte to the next clinic, where the special sauce was very romantically shot far up into her by a nice but remote doctor. And PRESTO! Nathan and Lila were conceived. ”
Glad to hear harvest was successful. Truth is, the conception won’t matter one whit should it result in actual little punkins. Oh, I hear one crying now… Let me know if you want to get out and hit sometime.
May 2, 2007 at 7:59 am |
Hooray for porn and petri dishes! Glad all is going well, and that Scott wasn’t stuck with “Girls Gone Wild.” Personally I like something with more of a story line:
“It seems my lawnmower won’t work.”
“Have you tried more oil?”
“Like this?
You know – something with good writing and a lot of backstory.
congratz!